When Cameron met Obama

There's got to be a caption competition in the above right? Come on guys!?

"The Tory leader handed Mr Obama a copy of William Hague's biography of William Wilberforce and a box of CDs including Lily Allen and The Smiths albums."

And the world turned...

"Dear Mr Cameron,

Thank you for meeting me on my recent visit to London. It was very thoughtful of you and your PR people to arrange the lunch to follow my meeting with Mr. Brown and to thereby indicate to your national press that you are the next Prime Minister of England and the United Kingdom of Scotland, Wales part of Ireland and possibly Greenland, as I am the next President of the U.S.A.

I have to say, Lily Allen really is a talentless little so-and-so, but I'm glad to hear she's helping your buddy BJ to tackle the epidemic of knife crime that's taking over your decidedly average capital city. Perhaps she could be a possible candidate for a future cabinet position of Stabbing Reduction Minister. Something like that. She needn't record another album, anyways.

The Smiths on the other hand are really great. These guys could be big. I'm thinking of maybe taking one of the tracks from The Queen is Dead as my victory song. You know, like your pal Tony did with 'Things Can Only Get Better', and Dubya did with that Elton John song.

None of them really seems explicitly appropriate, but then when are songs explicitly appropriate for any situation? It's all about getting a certain phrase in people's heads and them associating it with you.

I still don't know which one to pick but so far I've narrowed it down to 'Vicar in a tutu' and 'Some girls are bigger than others'.

Let me know what you think.

Your pal, (unless you lose the election in which case I look forward to never seeing you again),

Barack 'Not the thing a soldier lives in' Obama"