What a bunch of wankers. These guys keep phoning me, while I'm at work, on an 08000 number, which is, apparently, an automatic dialing machine system that most of the time won't even have any fucker answering, as they are dialling out so many phones at once that they can't deal with the ammount of people who are dumb enough to answer.
Bunch of wankers.
I got an idea for some intelligent contact - slit your own throats.
I can't complain really - I freely publish my phone number on the Internet in a gesture of transparency, in case anybody proper ever wants to call me and has no way of knowing how, or in case I've flipped it and had a mega-kill-party cos I could no longer deal with real life and the police want to arrest me (but I'm so good at hiding from them, because I probably would be).
Anyway - I Googled the number that keeps calling me (08000641087) and found this. Turns out the rotten little fuckers are responsible for facilitating fraud and identity theft and other such evils. Ain't nobody stelaling my identity! Bring it on brother; you couldn't pull off the style combos I rock daily, nor rock the combos I pull off stylishly, nor combine the rocks I style pulloffishly. Hah.
So what? When you Google my number (07932452128), what do you get? Well - nothing (except THIS, now, obviously) but if you separate it into the convenient format (á la 08000 641 087) you'll get MY website and informative and accurate facts about who I am (albeit about 2 years out of date) - what you won't get is tales about how I stole people's identity, gave people nuissance phone calls or otherwise lessened anyone's enjoyment of life in this already miserable century. Why? Because I'm not a bunch of wankers, like everyone at LBM.
Actually, I should say bolus of wankers, shouldn't I?
Either way - you guys suck! And you ain't talking to me any time soon neither. So go get a hobby.
6 comments:
i gt a call from this number today and didnt no hu it was so i 4t ad google it and i never answerd becuz i was in an A-level biology exam wen i find out who it is ther a nob seriously .... :@
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This Post is stupid, like you got nothing better to do with your time. Maybe if you learned a bit more about Makreting, and took the time out to find out EXACTLY what LBM do, you'd find it not "evil". So...go find out what LBM do. End of the day you ring LBM up and say these magic words "take my number off your database plase". is that really hard?? or do you prefer to just rant about a company you no absolutly nothing about??
You picked the wrong time to make this very weak argument as I have just this very minute had a call from a similar/identical company who when I answered, said nothing whatsoever.
Why should I have to phone up to get my name off a database I didn't want to be on just because LBM is run by dribbling moronic subhuman vampire fuckheads?
Because that's how you take you name/number off the database, but if you want to keep getting called, then dont ring them then. simple, job done, end of.
It seems that if you had as much common sense as you do idiotic phrases like "LBM is run by dribbling moronic subhuman vampire fuckheads?" you'd actually get this sorted rather then just moaning about it.
Apreciate you didn't want these calls in the first place.. but hey does anyone actually want them? I think not.
So ring them, get your details off the register and move on with your life.
Well i have worked for LBM in the past and it was like no hell on earth, there is no point in askin them to take your name of the data base for two reasons
1 the systen that they use are linked to the company they are calling for ie o2, British gas so when the try to remove you on there system it goes no where
2 The staff get so pissed of at being swared at and screamed at most of the time they dont bother and just throw the number back into the system
Also the calls where nothin is said its cause the system they use dails about 10 lines at a time so some by the time you have picked up the phone the person has a call from another line already, but this should not be happening any more,
The only thing i would say to anyone is just when you do get a call from the just be nice to the person and say that you dont want to speak to them thanks and they will leave you alone there is no need to be a dick about it people are just doing there jobs, but i would agree that LBM is a totally shit company
Your informative and balanced view is very welcome here. Thanks.
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